is to be sassed by cats.
"Get off the table Razzy, get.. OFF, the table, off - the - table! NO CATS ON THE TABLE"
Razzy: "what's that? This better be important, I was washing my butt"
Me: "Miranda, must you sit in my in-tray? I need that stuff that's under you, move!"
Miranda: "Today the couch does not please me, you'll just have to do something else. Here's an idea: just spend the next hour admiring me. Problem solved and you get to keep your hand."